About

I make computers do things.

Networking, Linux, old hardware, embedded gadgets, web projects, reverse engineering, and whatever technical rabbit hole looked interesting enough to climb into.

How I got here

I first discovered HTML in 1998 and built exactly the kind of Web 1.0 vanity page you are imagining: loud colors, “under construction” graphics, probably too many tables, and yes, the <blink> tag.

It was forever under construction, like a Michigan road.

Later I discovered PHP and started using includes so I could stop copying the same chunks of HTML into every page.

At work, I eventually inherited some very old PHP and dragged it roughly a decade forward into something less terrifying, including fixing an alarming number of SQL injection vulnerabilities.

These days, I still understand HTML and PHP well enough to know what I want changed. I just prefer using ChatGPT to make those edits instead of spending my evening manually shuffling tags around.